All of our songs
Sound the same
All of our words
Are really lame
I couldn't come up with
A point to this song
And if I did
Well my points are always wrong

If you ask
Why can't these guys play punk
It's because
We really really suck
We don't really
Have anything to say
Just 4 guys
Who can't really play

This is the key change now
It's not hard
I'll tell you how
It gives your song some variety
Even though it's the exact same thing

You wanna hear
Something funny? (something funny)
That wasn't even
A change of key! (That's not very funny)
I just wanted to sound like I knew something about music (Dan don't know dick!)
And if your bored...
Here is a new lick.

All we want is to have fun,
We don't care if we're punk enough,
Just 4 guys who suck a lot,
I wrote this song just so you could mosh.